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Australian Taxi-Driver
A drunken totally naked woman jumped into a taxi at Fortitude Valley in Brisbane , Australia .
The driver shook his head, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman.
He made no attempt to start the Cab.
"What's wrong with you Luv, haven't you ever seen a nude woman before?"
"I'll not be staring at you lady, I am telling you, that would not be proper,
where I am coming from..."
"Well, if you're not bloody staring at me Luvie, what are you doing then?"
"Well, I am looking and looking, and I am thinking and thinking
to myself, where is this lady keeping the money to be paying me?!"
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The driver shook his head, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman.
He made no attempt to start the Cab.
"What's wrong with you Luv, haven't you ever seen a nude woman before?"
"I'll not be staring at you lady, I am telling you, that would not be proper,
where I am coming from..."
"Well, if you're not bloody staring at me Luvie, what are you doing then?"
"Well, I am looking and looking, and I am thinking and thinking
to myself, where is this lady keeping the money to be paying me?!"
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