Snow Joke!

[Chipchopper]

Remembering the advice my old Dad had given me about driving in bad winter weather, I decided to follow the snowplow.
Things were going fine, then the driver suddenly stopped, got out of his cab and said to me "well, that's Tesco done, do you want to follow me to Sainsbury's now" ?

[zebo]

We heard the story when we were in Germany of someone making their first crossing through the corridor up to West Berlin. As he was unsure of the road and it was foggy he followed a UK registered car which after a few hours stopped and flagged him down. Are you following me up to West Berlin? Yes, hope you don't mind. No, but the turning was an hour ago, I'm driving through to Poland!

[Svejk]

Similar thing. I was working at a place called Windy Hill ( can't remember where that is, somewhere in S.England) First day I had to drive the van we went to break & I asked the boys did any of them know where the shop was.
No, they'd all been in the back, same as I had.
Just then this guy who used to go to the cafe pulled out the carpark.
Great, I'll follow him.10 miles later he stopped his car " I hope you're not following me to the cafe.I've finished early & am going home to Southampton."

[Chipchopper]

Many jokes started with a grain of truth !!