Top Ten Blonde Inventions

[excelsior-1]

1) The waterproof towel
2) Solar powered torch
3) Submarine screen door
4) A book on how to read
5) Inflatable dart board
6) A dictionary index
7) Ejector seat in a helicopter
8) Powdered water
9) Pedal-powered wheel chair
10) Waterproof tea bag

[Baldric]

You're a braver man than I excel, I suspect some ABers might just be blonde!

[Nibble]

I think those should be Blond inventions, excel - stupidity ain't exclusive to the female gender :-)

[boxtops]

LOL, that was from me ^

[ChillDoubt]

There was a blonde that went to the hair salon with headphones. Before the barber started cutting her hair she told him "Make sure not to knock the headphones off my head". So the barber was sure not to.

The next time, the blonde said the same thing "Do not knock the headphones off my head". The barber again, did what he was told. The third time she went, she told the barber again "Don't knock the headphones off my head", this time though, the barber accidentally knocked them off.

As soon as the headphones fell off, the blonde dropped to the floor unconscious. The barber picked up the headphones and listened, and this is what it said "Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out...."

[bibblebub]

what's blonde about a solar powered torch? charge it in daylight and use it when needed

[VHG]

>>>7) Ejector seat in a helicopter

Sorry to be pedantic, but some helicopters do have ejection seats.

See here for Kamov KA 50

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ejection_seat#Other_aircraft

[chrisrob]

2. http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/eco-friendly-products/stingray-solar-powered-pocket-torch.asp

[excelsior-1]

look.

i just found and copied these for a laugh ... i really could do without you last three people pulling apart the post.

[starone]

Why do people do that. It's a joke for heaven's sake. It's not supposed to be rigidly correct. In fact that's half the fun - it isn't rigidly correct.

[Tilly2]

Finding stupid jokes funny...............another one.