What Did..

[carrust]

...the Yorkshireman say when he tasted a Findus lasagne?.....It's champion...

[Baldric]

They know a good shire do Yorkshire folk!

[DTCwordfan]

"Never put a Findus gift horse in the mouth"

[excelsior-1]

was it eaten hot, or colt?

[excelsior-1]

how much did he pay for it? (a pony, i'll bet)

[carrust]

It was eaten on the hoof....

[Chipchopper]

A cut above the rest!!

[excelsior-1]

we may need to tread care-filly here

[marval]

We are going to have to rein in all these jokes, before some foal complains.

[Psybbo]

You're stirring up a mare's nest

[weecalf]

the mare the merrier

[excelsior-1]

of horse we are

[carrust]

Ye had it for his mane-meal.....

[tonyav]

Gawd you've got the bit between your teeth now carrust.

[vulcan]

It gives a whole new meaning to saddle of lamb.

[tonyav]

I like to see that all the horse jokes are harnessed into one thread.

[cupid04]

Oh that's sad, I loved Champion the wonder horse!

[mrs_overall]

These threads want reining in

[carrust]

You all keep trotting them out....

[tonyav]

No good bolting the stable door now the horse has bolted carrust.

[carrust]

Champion is now Mr Dead....