Got Any...

[Jemisa]

A duck walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Got any bread?"Barman says: "No"Duck says: "Got any Bread?"Barman says: "No"Duck says: "Got any Bread?"Barman says: "No, we have no bread."Duck says: "Got any bread"Barman says: "No, we haven"t got any fu**ing bread."Duck says: "Got any bread?"Barman says: "No, are you deaf? We haven"t got any fu**ing bread.
Ask me again and I"ll nail your fu**ing beak to the bar, you irritating b@*** bird!"Duck says: "Got any nails?"Barman says: "No.

"Duck says: "Got any bread?"

[boxtops]

Heard it before, but it's still good :-)

[jim360]

The all time best way this joke has been told...

[jim360]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q

[aelmpvw]

:-)

[Mick-Talbot]

Surely you are aware that you posted this joke a few months ago?

[Jemisa]

Nope Mick, I've been asleep since then...

jem