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Jemisa | 15:46 Mon 25th Feb 2013 | Jokes
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A man with no arms or legs is sunbathing on a beach when three beutiful women approched him.
The women took pity on him and the first women asked,
"Have you ever been hugged?".The man shakes his head.."No", so the women bends down and gives him a hug.

The second women asked,
"Have you ever been kissed? ".Again the man shakes his head.."No ", so the women bends down and gives him a kiss.

The third women asked,
"Have you ever been fvcked?".The man says "no", his eyes lighting up.
"You are now", she says"the tides coming in!".

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very good Jemisa..... Love it
Jem!!!!!
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maggie, I know I know. appologies to anyone who have been offended.

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