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A lady was in the stirrups at her gynaecologist’s office having her annual check-up, when she heard the doctor talking to himself as he examined her.
"My, what a big vagina! ... My, what a big vagina!"
The lady was, to put it mildly, a bit annoyed.
Being the assertive type she spoke up immediately.
"Doctor, I can't believe what I'm hearing! I think it's incredibly unprofessional of you to say something like that. To say such a thing once was bad enough, but twice is outrageous!"
"I'm very sorry," replied the doctor, "please forgive me. But just to set the record straight, I only said it once once once."
"My, what a big vagina! ... My, what a big vagina!"
The lady was, to put it mildly, a bit annoyed.
Being the assertive type she spoke up immediately.
"Doctor, I can't believe what I'm hearing! I think it's incredibly unprofessional of you to say something like that. To say such a thing once was bad enough, but twice is outrageous!"
"I'm very sorry," replied the doctor, "please forgive me. But just to set the record straight, I only said it once once once."