The Nutter.

[Smowball]

Police are hunting the 'Knitting Needle Nutter', who stabbed 6 people in the backside recently.
They believe the attacker could be following some kind of pattern.....

[albaqwerty]

Plain to see.

[Mosaic]

Hmmm.
Glad he wasn't black, I shudder to think what the title would have been.

[AlwaysConfused]

.....the Needle Nutter sped off in a car. The police caught up with him and told him to pullover. He'd obviously been stitched up!

[Svejk]

Should be in chains.

[Smowball]

Lol, very good!

[flump1]

Just another yarn.

[LochNessMonster]

Lol !

Think I've dropped a stitch.

[bookbinder]

That's a purl of a joke, Smowball!

[excelsior-1]

sew?

another good one, Smowball

[Baldric]

I suppose when he's caught, he'll be shipped off to some fairisle!