A Goodnight Joke....

Jemisa | 01:13 Sun 17th Mar 2013 | Jokes

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Enjoy...........

A man checks into his hotel on a business trip and, feeling a bit lonely, he thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone box's when you're calling for a cab.
He looked in a phone box near the hotel and found an ad for a girl calling herself Veronique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs..... well, you get the picture! He copied the phone number and returned to his hotel. When back in the room he thinks, what the heck, give her a call.

'Hello,' the woman says......... God, she sounded sexy.

'Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want! Now, how does that sound?'

She says, 'That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line

Stop Me If You've Heard This One

This Joke Was Told By Frank Carson.

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starone

Tee-hee jem. Did you see my offer to give a £10 donation to your granddaughter's school? You do not need to give me your address, I expect they have somewhere I could send it so that you remain anonymous. Just let me know and it will be in the next post (or maybe the one after as I don't walk very fast nowadays).

Jemisa

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Oh Starbo I am filling up here thats soo kind of you.Thankyou so much. I'll give you the ad of the Burser of the school.

Mrs S.E. Jones,
Burser to Thorpgreen Primary School.
226, York Road. Southend on Sea,
Essex SS1 2RX

I'll let you know when she recieves it. Thanks again Starone.

Jem.

excelsior-1

i will remember to press 9 next time (bit awkward that was)

very good, Jem

what's with the school donation? i am happy to help a worthy cause

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Ann

I have been looking back too for the post about the school. What a lovely kind gesture Starone.

Jemisa

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I wrote in Mrs Os thread (I Love Jumble Sales) & said I'd be running a stall next Sat, & explained what it was all about. Can you check it out if you are interested of course. xx

jem