This Joke Was Told By Frank Carson.

[gollob]

He says I was going to a football match in Wigan but does not know where the ground is. He stops and asks a young boy "Hey Jimmy can you tell me where the football ground is?" The boy says "How did you know my name was Jimmy" Frank says" I just guessed." The little boy says "Well guess where the bloody football ground is then" So he says to the boy how do you get to the football ground and he says my brother takes me!
He then asks the boy "Is the a B & Q in Wigan. The boy says " there is no B or Q in Wigan but there is a W and a I and a G and a A and a N but no B or Q

[Tilly2]

It's the way he tells them.

[Old_Geezer]

Has to be.