When Michel was getting married, his three friends - an electrician, a carpenter, and a dentist, decided to play a prank which is customary. The electrician said he knew exactly what he was going to do. He was going to wire the wedding bed so the bride and the groom get the shock of their lives when they sit on it. The carpenter decided to rig the bed so when they jump from shock, the bed would collapse. The dentist remained silent.
After the honeymoon, Michel called his friends for an after-marriage chat. He exclaimed: “We sat on the bed and got a shock and when we jumped, the bed fell on the floor. It was real fun.
But I fail to understand who put Novocaine in the Vaseline?”