Weekend On The Kent Coast

[excelsior-1]

i was enjoying my break at the white cliffs of dover, and on sunday morning i took a walk along the top of the cliffs

i saw, walking in front of me, an individual who was obviously a terrorist ... all of a sudden he stumbled and fell off the cliff

in spite of what he was, and because i am a man of good conscience - i decided that i should inform the police and the coastguard anyway

i waited all day until tea-time, and the police & coastguard never showed up ... by which time the terrorist had surely drowned

naturally i was furious .... i had clearly wasted good money on 2 postage stamps

[baza]

hope you didn't waste your money on first class stamps

[Flyhalf]

But at least your conscience is clear!