One For Excelsior [I Know It's Old]

[cupid04]

Q] How many ears does Spock have?


A] Three, one each side of his face and the final front ear !

[Tilly2]

Cupid, that's desperate!

[tonyav]

gawd, thats bad.

[cupid04]

You do better, lol!xx

[Jemisa]

I feel a Groaoann coming on.

I'm sure you tried your best Cupid... (but it 'aint good enough)

:) Jem

[Tilly2]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[tonyav]

To get to the other side Tilly.

[Tilly2]

Thanks for that, Tony. I'd forgotten the answer!

[tonyav]

DOH I fell for it.

[cupid04]

Q] Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

A] To see his flatmate!

[Tilly2]

Just found this on the Star Trek jokes website:

Q: Why did the Borg cross the road? A: Because it assimilated the chicken!

Trouble is, I don't get it!

[tonyav]

oh gawd, thats worse.

[cupid04]

Nor me, Tilly, lol!

[tonyav]

Tilly I don't either well not as often as I'd like maybe excel will explain it later.

[albaqwerty]

why did the dinosaur cross the road?
He was superglued to a chicken.

Tilly, the Borg don't reproduce, they assimilate other races.

[tonyav]

Thanks ah wench.

[cupid04]

Q] why did the chicken limp across the road?

A] Because he had a piece of chewing gum stuck to his foot!

[Tilly2]

Here's another one. (You got it wrong, Tony!)

Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Mr. Scott: 'Cos ma wee transporter beam was na functioning properly. Ah canna work miracles, Captain.

[Tilly2]

Thanks for explaining the Borg bit, alba.
Now I get it!

[tonyav]

Hey can we stop with the Trecky jokes, I don't get any of them.

[Tilly2]

Cupid started it!