One For Excelsior [I Know It's Old]

[cupid04]

Q] How many ears does Spock have?


A] Three, one each side of his face and the final front ear !

[albaqwerty]

Our kid, you're never been subjected to Deep Space9, Voyager etc etc?

[tonyav]

I know Tilly, it's all her fault.

[excelsior-1]

leave her alone folks, she tried ... bless her

[marval]

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would caesar!

[excelsior-1]

groan!

[cupid04]

Q] Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?


A] Because he was a dirty double crosser!

[cupid04]

Q] Why did the turkey cross the road?


A] To prove he wasn't chicken.

[sandyRoe]

I was bitterly disappointed when I was taken to see Davy Crockett as a child. I'd been looking forward for days to seeing someone with a wild front ear.

[grumpy01]

About like Davy Crockett and a wild front ear.

[cupid04]

keep them coming folks, you might get best answer from cupid04!

[grumpy01]

Sorry Sandy hadn't scrolled all the way down .

[fatdancer2010]

doesnt he have 4 ears .........he also has scotty the engin...eer

[excelsior-1]

why did cupid04 cross the road?

to get her chicken back . . . (thanks for best answer)