Condoms Should Be Used

[excelsior-1]

on every conceivable occasion

[DaisyNonna]

What's the difference between an eraser and a rubber?
One gets rid of what the other should have prevented.

[DTCwordfan]

Bit of a sticky situation to handle........

[Hopkirk]

Buy me and stop one

[Chipchopper]

Johnny Cash ? £2.00 a pack in the gents

[DTCwordfan]

I thought that was Huge Grant and Divine Blown?

[murraymints]

You should all be confined...

[DTCwordfan]

that's a bit hard, minty......

[tonyav]

Hi ya minty.

[askyourgran]

I think they are quite useful in the desert, they keep the sand out of your rifle.

[murraymints]

Wotcha tone....xx....

[frugalfred]

My late ex was allergic to latex.

[tonyav]

Is that why she's you latex fred.

[askyourgran]

Sorry to hear that frugalfred, it's hell keeping your knees together.

[frugalfred]

A young female university student fancied the Head of Faculty, but the Prof, he lacked it.

[DaisyNonna]

Sheath your swords gentlemen. Ladies prefer caution rather than abortion.

[askyourgran]

Ha Ha I cannot conceive another answer