Doctors.

[cupid04]

A man goes to his doctor's surgery complaining he has something stuck up
his backside. Upon examination the doctor finds a £10 note lodged firmly in
his back passage. He pulls it out, then another, and another......then pulls
out a whole load of notes. 'How much money is there altogether?' the man
asks. 'Let's see', the doctor replies, counting up. 'There's £1,990 in all.'
'Ah well that would explain it', the man declares. 'I told you I wasn't feeling
too grand!'

[tonyav]

No change there then cupid !.

[excelsior-1]

very good .... i have made a note of it

[Svejk]

That's quite a pile.