Do You Have Any Definition Jokes?

[Spoonboy]

With the success of the fruity and animal jokes, I thought definition jokes should be next, so if you have any like "Q. What is the definition of a Gobstopper? A. A pregnant smartie!", then please do fire away and have fun.

Thanks in advance.

[Stephen_G]

Q. What's the definition of agony?
A. A one-armed man, hanging off a cliff with an itchy @rse!

[Spoonboy]

Stephen G: I know that one. But it's not his rear I've the punchline for. Still good, though.

[londonbarry]

Q. What's the definition of panic?
A. Two sailors in the shower and the soap on the floor

[bhg481]

Q. Whats the definition of a bra?

A. Upper decker flapper checker.

OR

Over-shoulder boulder holder.

[londonbarry]

Q. What's the definition of a wife?
A. A gadget you scr*w on the bed

[Spoonboy]

londonbarry: love it.
bhg481: and the definition of the glass one would be "smash and grab". Do you know the definition of the American one?!

[bhg481]

Q. What's the deinition of a sanitary towel?

A. A pre-packed lunch for a vampire.

[Canary42]

Q. What is AOG's secret fear ?

A. A daily male

[Arksided]

Q. What's the definition of an AB moderator.

A. A potato with a plan.

Disclaimer...(No vegetables were hurt reading that Joke)

[maggiebee]

Q. What is the definition of impeccable?
A. Having immunity to woodpeckers.

[Spoonboy]

For all of you so far, here is another one...

What is the definition of Baked beans on toast? Skinheads on a raft!

I might just post another category and see how far it goes...

[Georgiesmum]

What the definition of a bra?
Upper topper flopper stopper.

[Answerprancer]

What's the definition of surprise?
A fart with a lump in it

[nungate]

Definition of a golfer. A man who shouts fore, takes five and puts down three

[RATTER15]

What's the definition of confusion?

A blind lesbian in a fish monger shop.

[Flyhalf]

Does this count?
What's the opposite of irony?
Wrinkly!

[Spoonboy]

Not quite flyhalf, but very funny.

[Spoonboy]

I chose this one, as it was easier to add the punchline to my bra joke...

Which is, of course, one yank and it is off!

Well done everyone. And thanks again.