What A Joke.

[Spoonboy]

I put a quest in for jokes earlier, and, somehow, it got put into the Jobs and Education section. I will try again.

Do you have any jokes with an obvious punchline? On the lines of the following two...

Q. What happens when you throw a red hat into the sea? A. It gets wet!
Q. What happens when you throw a blue brick in the canal? A. It sinks!

Have fun everyonne, and thanks in advance. I will get back in a few hours.

[Canary42]

Q. Why did they bury the politician on the north side of the hill ?

A. He was dead

[Spoonboy]

Lol. And double lol, canary42.

[Spoonboy]

Piyty there were no more than this: there are plenty out there to tell. I still find yours funny canary42. Thanks for answering.

[marval]

What did the farmer say when he couldn’t find his tractor?
“Where’s my Tractor?”

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.

[Georgiesmum]

Why didnt the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no body to go with!

[society]

Why did the chicken crossed the road?

Because it wanted to get to the other side.

[Hopkirk]

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.

[boxtops]

what do you call a man buried in leaves?


Russell

[Spoonboy]

All very good. Thanks. But I am sure there are more out there.

[smartowl]

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
He wanted to see his flat-mate.