Ten Things Not To Say To A Naked Man.

[DTCwordfan]

1. It's more fun to look at.
2. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
3. Wow, and your feet are so big.
4. It's ok, we'll work around it.
5. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
6. What do you call this?
7. Is that an optical illusion?
8. What is that?
9. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
10. Where's the rest of it?

[Psybbo]

Your legs look funny

[EDDIE51]

Is your name Justin ?

[cupid04]

is it shrivelled like that cos you've been in the bath?

[marval]

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

That's cute, but can it pick up peanuts!

[NoMercy]

In fairness it is unseasonably cold...

[flump1]

Awwwwww bless .

[marval]

Does it come with an air pump?

[DTCwordfan]

My canary has a bigger one than that.

[NoMercy]

Have you seen a Paediatrician?

[marval]

This explains your car.

[DTCwordfan]

We do insurance policies for hermaphrodites, Sir.

[Peter Pedant]

My God it looks like a penis - only smaller

[pixie373]

Or, dtc, maybe all the blood's in your brain? :-o

[DTCwordfan]

Is your name Clint but without the "n"....?

[Svejk]

Oh my.