Ten Things Not To Say To A Naked Man.

[DTCwordfan]

1. It's more fun to look at.
2. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
3. Wow, and your feet are so big.
4. It's ok, we'll work around it.
5. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
6. What do you call this?
7. Is that an optical illusion?
8. What is that?
9. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
10. Where's the rest of it?

[DTCwordfan]

Shoota.

[NoMercy]

Christ alive, you poor thing!

[DTCwordfan]

That - well it makes my nerve ends tingle.

[DTCwordfan]

"But you women like small shiny things that come in boxes?"

[Spoonboy]

Your avatar has changed!

[cupid04]

Oh no we don't!

[seadogg]

Went to a nudist's wedding. Easy to find the best man.

[Spoonboy]

I bet your name isn't Willie.

[cupid04]

a willy is 6ins or less . a penis is 7ins or more.

[tonyav]

Could be Dick though, Spoony !.

[cupid04]

LOL!^

[pixie373]

Is that length or girth, bruv?

[Spoonboy]

But not a very clever one, Tony. It would be too hard for one to work up a sweat!

[DTCwordfan]

Never mind the length, feel the girth.

[cupid04]

It's meant to be hard
We don't want a mr. floppy

[Spoonboy]

Should that not be mirth, DTC?!!

[DTCwordfan]

or "it hasn't changed much since birth," spoonboy