Joke Time ?
A guy goes into a Boots to buy condoms.
"What size?" asks the sales assistant?
"I don't know."
"Go and see my manager Sophie in aisle 4.
He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the crotch, and yells, "Medium!"
The guy is mortified! He hurries over to pay and leaves quickly.
Later another guy comes in to buy condoms, and once again gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4.
Sophie grabs him and yells, "Large!" The guy struts over to the register, pays and leaves.
Then a high school kid comes in to buy condoms.
"What size are you lad?"
The kid embarrassedly says "Well I've never done this before, I don't
know what size."
She sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4 who grabs him and yells "Clean up in aisle 4!"