A young girl was having a tooth pulled and the dentist tells her the usual B.S. "This won't hurt at all" routine before bending over her with the pliers in his hand. He instantly drops the pliers in total panic. "MISS," he said in a weak whimper, "Your grabbing my groin!"
"Yes Mr Price, I know" she smiled, "and we aren't going to hurt each other, are we?"