Andy Murray The Morning After
While out this morning around the Wimbledon tennis courts, after his various interviews, Andy Murray takes some exercise to wind down a little and to keep him in prime condition.
On the way round the back of Number 2 Court, he finds a brand new ball signed with Marion Bartoli's signature on it. Thinking that this would a nice to souvenir to have and with no one around to see him, he slipped it into
the pocket of his shorts.
Later, on his way home after having been over to the Wimbledon Golf Club on the other side of the road, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing,
waiting for the lights to change.
A blonde girl standing next to him eyed the large bulge in his shorts.
"What's that, Andy?" she asked, her eyes gleaming with lust.
"Tennis ball," came the breathless reply.
"Oh," said the blonde sympathetically, "that must be painful.... I
had tennis elbow once."