2013 Bra Tax

[marval]

A new bra tax has just been brought in.

All Bras Will Be Taxed According To Size.

42-44 : Burden Tax

38-40 : Wealth Tax

34-36 : Entertainment Tax

30-32 : Excitement Tax

22-28 : Development Tax

[berniecuddles]

lol

[Mamyalynne]

Any Cup size allowances ?

[tonyav]

Can rebates be claimed ?.

[marval]

Mr Osbourne hasn't mentioned any Mamyalynne

[Mamyalynne]

He wouldn't

[tonyav]

What size does Capital Gains tax come under, marval ?.

[marval]

I am not sure Tony, I will ask George when I next see him.

[tonyav]

I have a feeling that Capital Gains Tax will be applicable if the lady in question has undergone a breast enhancement op !.

Check with George lol.

[marval]

I will check, but it sounds right to me Tony.

[heathfield]

"She looks just like her mum". Inheritance tax?

[tonyav]

How about if grandmother and mother had big boobs, would the granddaughter/daughter be liable for inheritance tax !

[tonyav]

Same wavelength there, heathfield.

[pixie373]

I want a rebate...

[tonyav]

LOL ^^^^^^

[Psybbo]

Picks myself up off the floor!

[cupid04]

I'm a woman's libber!

[tonyav]

Watch out for the tax man, Psybbo !.

[tonyav]

Extra tax for you then, cupid.

[DTCwordfan]

As they shouted out in Spain, "Areola, that is taxing...."

[excelsior-1]

quite an uplifting policy