Change Positions...

[Jemisa]

A man makes a suggestion to his wife. “Sweetheart what do you say that tonight we change positions?”

His wife responds with, “Yes, I would really like that! Tonight, you stand behind the ironing board, and I’ll lie on the settee f@rt and watch TV.”

[excelsior-1]

....and that's when i packed my bags and walked out, your honour

[Jemisa]

Lazy s0d, he didn't iron a thing...

jem

[Psybbo]

Jem, prod him in the morning and tell him you have a special treat for him