Two Psychologists

[marval]

Two psychologists are in bed, one says, "Well, it was great for you, but what was it like for me?"


I used to wonder why I was getting nowhere in life; every step forward I made didn't seem to take me anywhere...
Then I realised I was on the descending escalator.


I asked my mate for a second opinion.
He said, "Well I-"
"Whoa" I said, "Times up."

I've grown to hate low ceilings.


It's times like these, when I'm sat in bed with my computer on my knee, that I really wish I'd bought a laptop.


If there are any guitarists here who want to know the secret to making their instrument sound better, stay tuned.


I was a whisker away from stealing an entire utensil set earlier.


As a child, I was forced to walk the plank.
We couldn't afford a dog.


I wouldn't want to fly Virgin. Who'd want to fly an airline that doesn't go all the way?


The bidet - invented by someone who got tired of doing handstands in the shower.

[excelsior-1]

winners again, marval