Warning To Men

[starone]

Subject: SCAM
This is serious. Please BEWARE!
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Sainsburys for a bit of shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen. Their large firm young breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.
... It's impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another store, in my case, Sainsburys at Castle Point.
You agree and they both get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing, and both get completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately, and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet!
I had my wallet stolen June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, and 29th. Also July 1st, 4th, 8th, 10th twice yesterday and very likely again this coming weekend.
P.S. Aldi have wallets on sale for £1.99 each but Lidl are only £1.75 and look better.

[Fanriffic]

Ha Ha Ha =)
Sainsbury's here I come.

Another warning:

If shopping in B&Q and the assistant asks if you want decking - make sure you get the first punch in.

[eastern]

You'd have thought they would have cottoned onto you by now and stopped bothering you!

[frugalfred]

I haven't laughed so much since my testes descended from the peritoneal cavity into the scrotal sac!

[Jemisa]

Goodie Staro, Just between you & me 'Carpet-Right' have got a special offer on too. Buy a fitted carpet and you get your Under-Felt Free... The car park was filling up quickly with middle-aged ladies this aft'noon.

jem.

[excelsior-1]

i told my daughters not to overdo it

[marval]

Very good Star.

[bookbinder]

Gosh, starone, you really go through it, don't you? I have to hand you the prize for stamina!