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[marval]

Two old ladies are walking through a museum and got separated.

When they ran into each other later the first old lady said to the second.

"My Goodness! Did you see that statue of the naked man back there?"

The second old lady replied.

"Yes! I was absolutely shocked! How can they display such a thing! My gosh the pen!s on it was so large!"

The first old lady said "and cold, too!"

[excelsior-1]

she was evidently 'stoned'

[frugalfred]

And the first old lady had probably put the fig-leaf in her handbag!