Short Sex

[marval]

A professor was asked to give a talk on "Sex".

When his turn came, he stood up, and walked to the podium.

He then adjusted the microphone.

He said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure."

And he sat back down.

[cupid04]

quite right, lol!

[Svejk]

Was it Don Juan?
(Sigh)

[zebo]

Sounds like my favourite kind of speaker!

A student was doing the exam for Oxbridge entrance and the essay title was "What Is Courage?". He wrote "This.".
Probably not a true story but I like to think it is!

[excelsior-1]

marval, that is very good