Mrs Zacs Gave Me £50

Zacs-Master | 22:10 Thu 29th Aug 2013 | Jokes

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To go out and get something which makes her look sexy

So I'm down the pub on my 8th pint.

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Svejk

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I often see opportunities to be hilarious(in my mind) in the news etc. Its very hard to resist but some people take it deadly serious. Just tonight in health someone was moaning that every part of their body they touched, hurt. It was all I could do to resist suggesting they had a broken finger. ;)

22:59 Thu 29th Aug 2013

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Svejk

Strange place for sedition to break out. Who's with us. ABers?

Zacs-Master

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I'll get me brown shirt out....

shoota

You get sediting Svejk.
I'll go and help zacs with his £50.
But we're right behind you.
Honest.......

Zacs-Master

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Yeah, you go and put the gunpowder in AB towers cellar and me n shoots will, er, keep guard. Go on....

Svejk

I was in digs with all these paddys. The landlady made stew every night, no meat just an Oxo cube crumbled in. "Oooh" she'd say"all yer meat boiled away"
Paddys grumble, grumble say to 15yr old Svejk "hey,svejk, you're a great lad wit the auld words. You's say something"
So I says "Doreen"cos that was her name "how much does it cost to stay here, I've forgot". Her " £1 a night, my lover" Me "how much without food" her "Same my lover, £1 a night" me "Is that cos it cost feck all to feed us"
Well to cut a long story short, she turfed me out & them bloody paddys helped her.
So if you think I'm sticking my neck on the line, think again.

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