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cupid04 | 12:39 Sat 31st Aug 2013 | Jokes
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Knock knock

Who's there?

Myth.

Myth who.

I myth you too. xx
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I love old knock knock jokes too. YEARS ago, there was one "knock knock", "who's there? Avon, your bell's knackered.
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Q] Why was the Avon lady unhappy?

A] Cos Max Factor.
I heard a similar version. Why was the powder puff pregnant? Because Max...... (you-know-the-rest)
knock knock
who's there
nicholas
nicholas who
nicholas girls shouldn't climb trees
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or do handstands up the wall, lol!
Lol, cupid. I pythed myself.
Kyth,kyth.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken.
knock knock
who's there
isabel
isabel who
is a bell on a bike
.........................
knock knock
who's there
egbert
egbert who

egg but no bacon
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Knock knock

Who's there?

Dozen.

Dozen who?

Dozen anybody want to let me in?
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Knock knock.

Who's there?

Doris.

Doris who?

Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!


knock-knock jokes are a myth-conception
Knock Knock

Who's there?

Madam

Madam who?

Madam's foot stuff in the door.

(Don't ask, it's only one that's stuck in the brain)

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