Arrr

[marval]

A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head.

He sits down at the bar and orders some rum.

The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"

"Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"

[frugalfred]

A tissue of lies!

[frugalfred]

Was the pub a Bounty Bar?