I Have Bought

[marval]

There was a businesswoman who had just made millions of dollars for an Arabian Oil Sheik.

When she was leaving the Oil Sheik offered her diamonds and rubies and a silver-plated Rolls Royce, but she declined.

The Sheik insisted so she said that she had just started to play golf and maybe a set of golf clubs would be nice.

A few weeks later she received an e-mail from the sheik.

"So far I have bought you three golf clubs. I hope you aren't disappointed that only two of them have swimming pools."

[Psybbo]

All we need now is DTC, I hope he's not feeling below par at Berwick

[cupid04]

Where's my buggy?

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuits join our club!

[tonyav]

Bet he's at the 19th, Psybbo.

[cupid04]

He shouldn't drink and DRIVE!

[tonyav]

LOL, you tell him then, cupid.

[cupid04]

Stop putting in Tone!

[cupid04]

butting^^

[Psybbo]

So MASTERful cupid

[EDDIE51]

She needs to abide by the Rules of the course !
http://bl.net/forwards/bedgolf.html

[tonyav]

Glad you flagged that up, sibs.

[cupid04]

The women should always call the shots, lol!

[tonyav]

Oi, shaddap. ^^^^^6

[DaisyNonna]

To the fore!

[marval]

These answers are on par of course.

[tonyav]

Fancy one at the 19th.

[marval]

Sounds good to me tony, we could have a ball.

[cupid04]

golf balls are only small, lol!

[DaisyNonna]

Out of bounds?

[frugalfred]

but just feel the dimples, cupid!

[marval]

I shall wave the flag for AB