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marval | 16:38 Sat 14th Sep 2013 | Jokes
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There was a businesswoman who had just made millions of dollars for an Arabian Oil Sheik.

When she was leaving the Oil Sheik offered her diamonds and rubies and a silver-plated Rolls Royce, but she declined.

The Sheik insisted so she said that she had just started to play golf and maybe a set of golf clubs would be nice.

A few weeks later she received an e-mail from the sheik.

"So far I have bought you three golf clubs. I hope you aren't disappointed that only two of them have swimming pools."
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That sounds rough, Daisy.
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Anyone for a chip?
Don't mind if I do, marval, can I have a slice with mine.
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You can indeed tony, it will ace
I'll have a wedge, marval
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Coming up frugalfred, fore I do anything else.
Gawd, will this finish on Sunday, Furyk went round in 59 yesterday
You're very clubbable, marval
Mines a club soda.
I did 69 yesterday, Psybbo.
I'm starving, anybody fancy a sandwedge.
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Well I am a professional
Bag of chips all round?
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I had some earlier Daisy, but thank you
This thread jsut went three over par for the day...

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