The Aussie Drover

[McMouse]

Drover: "Give me three packets of condoms, please."

Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"

Drover: "Nah mate.... She ain't that ugly."

[frugalfred]

One does not look at the mantelpiece when stoking the fire....

[marval]

HaHa

[Baldric]

Good one!
;-)

[Old_Geezer]

If you can see where you are putting the poker you must have prehensile eyes !

[Psybbo]

Cashier: I suggest you use it youself

[Svejk]

I've been tempted to answer this all day but I didn't want to get on the wrong side of the sisters. What a coward I am.;(

[tamborine]

Drover …… Have you got one big enough ?