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Italian
An Italian American man is very self-conscious about his height, or lack thereof.
His friends always steer clear of the subject.
One day, he and a friend went to lunch at a Subway shop.
"I'll take the Italian," he said to the guy behind the counter. "Salami, Provolone, and peppers."
"Do you want a full or half one?" came the reply.
"Ah... give me a half," he says.
After placing their orders, they took their seats.
A few minutes later, the man grimaced when he heard...
"Small Italian, your order is up!"
His friends always steer clear of the subject.
One day, he and a friend went to lunch at a Subway shop.
"I'll take the Italian," he said to the guy behind the counter. "Salami, Provolone, and peppers."
"Do you want a full or half one?" came the reply.
"Ah... give me a half," he says.
After placing their orders, they took their seats.
A few minutes later, the man grimaced when he heard...
"Small Italian, your order is up!"
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