It Grows

[marval]

A man walks into a shop and is looking at the handbags.

He picks one up and asks the assistant how much it would cost.

The assistant replies "£200 for that one".

Shocked the customer says "£200! Why does it cost so much? It's only small and doesn't look anything special."

The assistant says, "It's the material it's made of."

Confused the customer asks, "What is it made of then?"

The assistant grins and says "foreskin. You give it a bit of a rub and a lick and it grows into a suitcase!"

[cupid04]

oooh, lol!

[roger]

Used to be a Rabbi who kept all the foreskins he cut off. Nice to see the golden oldies resurfacing

[fourteen85]

Roger, didnt that rabbi get paid £100.00 per week plus tips?

[Chipchopper]

So that's how they make those unsweetened riggormortice donuts, they call bagels.