What Do You Call A Frenchman Wearing Sandals?

[moonraker558]

Filippe Flop

[askyourgran]

Oh dear mooney, nearly as bad as the French assassin Ste-letto

[Wharton]

A woman with a foodmixer on her head

Blenda



















A man with a seagull on his head.

Cliff.

[EDDIE51]

Why did the French leader General De Gaulle have Greek letters around his cap?

He would have looked stupid with French letters around it.

[DTCwordfan]

I wonder what Mme Salopette would have to say about this?

[DTCwordfan]

What do you call a Irish man with a spade?

Doug

Without a spade?

Douglas

With a lump of coal?

Pete.........

[EDDIE51]

How do you confuse an Irish man
Show him 2 shovels and tell him to take his pick.

[DTCwordfan]

You can also put him a barrel and tell him to piss in the corner, Eddie....

[EDDIE51]

What do you call an Irishman on a bike

Dope pedlar.

Mick and Pat see a sign 'Tree Fellers wanted'
Mick turns to Pat and says ''Its a pity Murphy's not with us, or we could have applied for that job''

[marval]

What do you call a woman with a screwdriver in one hand, a knife
in the other, a pair of scissors between the toes on her left
foot, and a corkscrew between the toes on her right foot?

A Swiss Army wife.

[zabado]

What do you call an Irish man with two panes of glass on his head.. . .Paddy O'doors