Magic!

[cupid04]

'My wife is learning magic ,' a man tells his mate. 'She's got some great tricks.' 'Like what?' the friend asks. 'Well she was in our bedroom when I came home early yesterday. She said 'abracadabra,' and my mate Colin stepped out of the wardrobe, stark-naked. 'Poor guy must have wondered what the heck was going on.'

[Fanriffic]

Ha ha. Those pesky moths.