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Trousers Ringing Like A Telephone

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SpikeyBush | 00:37 Sat 08th Feb 2014 | Jokes
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A chap in the pub got so drunk he wet himself. Ashamed, he called his sister to come and rescue him. "Where are you ringing from?" she asked. "From the waist down" was his slurred reply.
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lol!
01:30 Sat 08th Feb 2014
Avatar Image Svejk
Lol. I like it.
03:14 Sat 08th Feb 2014
Avatar Image chelle7272
Ha! Good one, just hoping it's no one I know....;-)
03:17 Sat 08th Feb 2014
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I like it when it's raining when I stumble out the boozer
'cos nobody can tell that I've widdled down my trooser....
11:54 Sat 08th Feb 2014
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Lol. I thought they kept a hairdryer behind the bar for such emergencies.
11:57 Sat 08th Feb 2014

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