Red Tomatoes
A beautiful woman is getting frustrated because her tomatoes in her garden never become red.
One day she is walking down her street and sees a neighbour with a garden full of red,ripe tomatoes.
"How do get your tomatoes to grow red?", she asked the gentleman.
"Well twice a day I go into my garden just wearing a trenchcoat and I flash at the tomatoes and they turn red through blushing",he replied.
The woman decided to give it a try with her tomatoes.Two weeks later the gentleman was passing by and saw her in the garden.
"How are your tomatoes,are they turning red yet?" he enquired.
"No,she replied,but my cucumbers are enormous!!!!"