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trt | 10:57 Wed 19th Feb 2014 | Jokes
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"Mary, I’m just having one more pint with the lads.
If I’m not back in 20 minutes, read this message again."
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lol....good one.
10:58 Wed 19th Feb 2014
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very clever - i like it

(might even use it myself)
11:10 Wed 19th Feb 2014
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HaHa
18:54 Wed 19th Feb 2014
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18:56 Wed 19th Feb 2014
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Paddy's wife rings him on his mobile & says '' Paddy your dinner's on the table,come home straight away or it goes in the bin'' he replied ''how did you know I was here ?''

WR.
19:00 Wed 19th Feb 2014
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Very good! That's my bedtime book!
19:03 Wed 19th Feb 2014

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