Blonde Joke

[tamborine]

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.'She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to a car just like hers which had its hood up and asked, 'Is there a 710 on this car?'She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'  The mechanic fainted........

Why ?

[vulcan42]

she pointer to the oil filler cap.

[pixie373]

Lol. So like me...

[Canary42]

So he gave her a can labelled 710 0553.

[marval]

lol

[Fanriffic]

Ha ha. I liked that one.

Reminds me of the one:
An old woman is surrounded by her friends and family to celebrate her 111th birthday. Turns out she wasn't 111 - she was just ill.

[chrissa1]

I don't get it and I am not blond.

[Fanriffic]

The word OIL is 710 upside down.

[chrissa1]

Ohhhhh. I wouldn't care but I just wrote 710 on a bit of paper. Duh. Very funny.

[DTCwordfan]

Oh hell, it must be SHELL-OIL - Bloody Dutch rubbish as He-lix and She-sucks

[tamborine]

Haha Chrissa, can u work out why Canary is best answer......

[chrissa1]

Hang on, tambo.

[Tilly2]

Esso

[chrissa1]

Esso Oil???????

I am getting old.

[Tilly2]

Sorry to jump in there, chrissa.

[chrissa1]

S'ok, Tilly. I was busy standing on my head to get the solution. I didn't see your post. Lol.