More Children

[excelsior-1]

Boy: "I got an F in arithmetic."
Father: "Why?"
Boy: "The teacher asked 'How much is 2×3?' and I said '6'"
Father: "But that's right!"
Boy: "Then she asked me 'How much is 3×2?'"
Father: "What's the f****** difference?"
Boy: "That's exactly what I said"

A teacher said to her class, "Right, i'm going to hold something under the desk and i want you to guess it. This one is round and red."
Little Johnny's hand shot up, but he was ignored.
"It's a plum miss," said a girl.
"no it's an apple, but i like your thinking. The next one is oval shaped and green."
The teacher ignored Little Johnny again and a boy said, "It's a kiwi miss."
No, it's a guana, but i like your thinking."
Little Johnny said, " I got one miss, its stiff, about an inch long and with a red nib."
"Johny, thats disgusting!" shouted the teacher.
" no it's a match, but i like your thinking." Said Little Johnny


A three-year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a doctor’s surgery.
"Why is your stomach so big?” – he asks.
“I´m having a baby.” – she replies.
"Is the baby in your stomach?” – he asks, with his big eyes.
“Yes, it is.” – she says.
"Is it a good baby?” – he asks, with a puzzled look.
"Oh, yes. A really good baby.” – the lady replies.
Shocked and surprised, he asks: “Then why did you eat him?”.!"

[marval]

lol, more humour from children.

[albaqwerty]

LOL!

very good!