Early Morning Sex........

[askyourgran]

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had passed away Kate went to visit her 95 year old grandmother to comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died her grandmother replied "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning". Horrified Kate said to her grandmother that two people almost 100 years old making love would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no my dear" replied grandma, "Many years ago, realising our advanced ages we figured out that the best time to do it was Sunday morning when the church bells started ringing. It was just the right rhythm, nice and slow and even, not too strenuous, simply in on the 'Ding' and out on the 'Dong" She paused to wipe away a tear."He would still be here if that ice cream van hadn't come along.

[Psybbo]

LOL, I'd love a 99 now

[tonyav]

LOL, yep that would see him off, ayg.

[berniecuddles]

no no no i'm not gonna say it!

[Psybbo]

Oh, come on Bernie, you know you want to

[tonyav]

C'mon bernie, you know you want to !.

[berniecuddles]

nope!!

[tonyav]

bet it involves 69 !.

[berniecuddles]

mindreader LOL

[Psybbo]

Tony, you're copying me again!

[DaisyNonna]

Flake!

[askyourgran]

Lol bernie. I could only think of the screwball that my little one used to get from the icecream van.

[Psybbo]

Daisy, don't pinch my Flake x

[berniecuddles]

screwball the mind boggles

[berniecuddles]

funny place to hold your flake psybbo...!

[tonyav]

Nice with hundreds and thousands on them to.

[cupid04]

LOL, LOL, LOL!

[tonyav]

I knew cupes would turn up.

[berniecuddles]

me too lol

[DaisyNonna]

Sorry Psyb. Ice lolly? Got a stripy one.

[Psybbo]

Mmmm, a stripy one thanks, Daisy