A man took his dog to the vet and asked him to cut off the dog's tail.
"Why do you want to do that?" asked the vet. "His tail is perfectly healthy"
"I know," said the man. "But my wife's Great-Aunt Gladys is arriving tomorrow, and I don't want anything to make her think she is welcome."
my dad stopped buying me presents when i was 12(sob,sob) 30yrs later,marriage break-up, i moved back home and he bought me a suitcase for christmas. ;-(