Fish

[marval]

There are two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says.

"You man the guns, I’ll drive."

[pixie373]

.:-)

[sunny-dave]

I hope the engine is turbot charged ...

[Svejk]

one of them was herring Rommel.

[frugalfred]

Were the guns codpieces?

[Ken4155]

Dad comes home from work to find wife busy with final stages of tea. "Mmmm, smells nice, hon, what is it?" "F***ing fish" she replies, matter of factly. He is shocked. "You been at the sherry, love, there's no need for that language!" She laughs, "No, silly. That's what they're called. New species they found in the Atlantic. Good substitute for cod, apparently."

As husband seats himself at the table, junior joins him and looks puzzled as his mother places a steaming plate of this new fish before him. "What's that, mum?" he asks. "F***ing fish" his father replies. "That's what i like, dad, man to man talk. Pass the f***ing ketchup."

[askyourgran]

Lol ken,
Marvel I've only just got that!

[frugalfred]

It was during the Cod War.

[frugalfred]

On a serious note, the tanks in WW1 were so named to fool the Germans into thinking that the tanks were water-bowsers, bringing water to the troops in the front line.

[marval]

I am breaming at your answers, Fred told us an interesting fact so eel have to have best answer.

[2sp_]

Love it!

[askyourgran]

This is no plaice for favouritism.

[marval]

Don't be koi askyourgran, say what you think.

[royfromaus]

Fred told us an interesting fact so eel have to have best answer.


Where did he do that?

[DTCwordfan]

By Cod, that's the sole joke that has found a good plaice with me today. Can I sell this, marval, as I'll be squids in, especially when berniepuddles sees this.

[frugalfred]

That's an elver-a thing to say, marval. (Fetches coat)

[DTCwordfan]

I lost my boat months ago, fred.

[marval]

You can sell it DTC, if you have the sole to do so.

[DTCwordfan]

well, we will see if it is a load of old pollocks.

[marval]

You cod have a whale of a time.

[frugalfred]

I'll have to mullet over.