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Stewart Francis
In school I wanted to join the debating team… but someone talked me out of it.
I went to the garden center today and bought a Christmas tree. The assistant asked me, “Will you be putting that up yourself?” I replied, “No, I’ll be putting it up in my living room.
I was a trampoline salesman… off and on.
I married way too young… she was Chinese.
I like what mechanics wear, overall.
When I was a child my father attacked me with cameras; I still have flashbacks.
I have mixed-race parents, my father prefers 100 meters.
The pollen count, now that’s a difficult job, especially if you’ve got hay fever.
I was sitting in traffic the other day, and I got run over.
People say I have the legs of a dancer. But until they find the rest of the body, the cops have nothing on me.
I went to the garden center today and bought a Christmas tree. The assistant asked me, “Will you be putting that up yourself?” I replied, “No, I’ll be putting it up in my living room.
I was a trampoline salesman… off and on.
I married way too young… she was Chinese.
I like what mechanics wear, overall.
When I was a child my father attacked me with cameras; I still have flashbacks.
I have mixed-race parents, my father prefers 100 meters.
The pollen count, now that’s a difficult job, especially if you’ve got hay fever.
I was sitting in traffic the other day, and I got run over.
People say I have the legs of a dancer. But until they find the rest of the body, the cops have nothing on me.
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"People say I have the legs of a dancer. But until they find the rest of the body, the cops have nothing on me." "like" Took my one year old to a family gathering the other day. As they peered into the pram one relative said "Ooh look, he has uncle Fredricks nose", another said "yes and auntie Ednas lips. The next comment was uncle Georges ears followed by grand...
03:21 Wed 07th May 2014
"People say I have the legs of a dancer. But until they find the rest of the body, the cops have nothing on me."
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Took my one year old to a family gathering the other day. As they peered into the pram one relative said "Ooh look, he has uncle Fredricks nose", another said "yes and auntie Ednas lips. The next comment was uncle Georges ears followed by grand fathers eyes.
I had suggested to my partner that a pocket knife wasn't a suitable gift for a first birthday.
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Took my one year old to a family gathering the other day. As they peered into the pram one relative said "Ooh look, he has uncle Fredricks nose", another said "yes and auntie Ednas lips. The next comment was uncle Georges ears followed by grand fathers eyes.
I had suggested to my partner that a pocket knife wasn't a suitable gift for a first birthday.