Confucius Say

[marval]

Confucius say… cow spying on another cow is called a steak out.

Confucius say… virginity like balloon… one prick – all gone.

Confucius say… geometry teacher who loses parrot, will have polygon.

Confucius say… basic unit of laryngitis is 1 hoarsepower.

Confucius say… forgetful cow gives Milk of Amnesia!

Confucius say… foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Confucius say… banker who sits in freezer, will have frozen assets.

Confucius say… egghead is what Mrs. Dumpty gives Humpty.

Confucius say… undertakers are nice – they're the last to let people down.

Confucius say… worm that falls asleep in King Arthur’s apple will wake up in middle of knight.

Confucius say… newscaster who reports hurricanes, knows how to talk up a storm.

Confucius say… if you look in fortune cookie, you are a pathetic fool who seeks advice from bakery products.

Confucius say… man in bathroom with tool in hand is not necessarily a plumber.

[Bazile]

Confucius say ... man with no shoes , should feel sorry for man with no feet

[maggiebee]

Confucius say.....man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

[frugalfred]

Confucious say.. girl who sits on judge's lap gets honourable discharge..

[marval]

Confucius say… woman who absentmindedly answer the door in her nightie is negligent.

Confucius say… to circumcise whale, send down four skin divers.

Confucius say… man who live in glass house should change in basement.

Confucius say… part-time bandleaders should be called 'semi-conductors'.

Confucius say… man who smoke pot, choke on handle.

[askyourgran]

Confucious he say: man who argues with wife all day gets no peice at night.

Confucious he say: Man who goes sideways through airport turnstile is going to bangkok.

[Chipchopper]

Confucius say...knowledgeable man know that the tomato is a fruit but wise man know it has no place in a fruit salad.

[McMouse]

Confusius say…..Woman who sits on brother-in-law lap makes it ward for sister.

[snags]

Confucius say: woman who go out on boat with seven fisherman come home with one red snapper.

[McMouse]

Conficius say………..Lady aviator who flies upside down has honourable crack up.

[marval]

Confucius say… if you do not wish get to the point, never play leap frog with a unicorn.

Confucius say… never marry a woman with big hands… it will make d!ck look smaller.

Confucius say… diplomat is a man who can convince his wife that a fur coat will make her look fat.

Confucius say… sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a rise.

[yansee]

Confucius say...man who run over by train is chuffed to bits.

[yansee]

Confucius say man who fall down chimney feels grate