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Frozen Crabs
A lawyer boarded a Jetstar flight in Perth, with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behaviour.
Shortly before landing in Sydney, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in Perth, please raise his hand?"
Not one hand went up. So she took them home and ate them.
Now there are 2 x lessons to be learnt here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folk think.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behaviour.
Shortly before landing in Sydney, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in Perth, please raise his hand?"
Not one hand went up. So she took them home and ate them.
Now there are 2 x lessons to be learnt here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folk think.
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